Chuck • 30 June 2008

A man named Dale said this on the internet.

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● There is a yoga pose named chucknorrisasana. Only Chuck Norris has done it – and lived.

● When the Universe overcomes its fear, it seeks to become one with Chuck Norris.

● What is the sound of one of Chuck Norris' hands clapping?

a) the sound of the other hand breaking something,
b) a sonic boom,
c)Chuck Norris claps with his feet.
(I can't decide)

● The first time Chuck Norris did a headstand, the universe flipped upside down to avoid disappointing Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris kicked it right-side up again.

● What is Chuck Norris' favorite yoga pose? Kickyourasana.