A man named Dale said this on the internet.
â— There is a yoga pose named chucknorrisasana. Only Chuck Norris has done it – and lived.
â— When the Universe overcomes its fear, it seeks to become one with Chuck Norris.
â— What is the sound of one of Chuck Norris' hands clapping?
a) the sound of the other hand breaking something,
b) a sonic boom,
c)Chuck Norris claps with his feet.
(I can't decide)
â— The first time Chuck Norris did a headstand, the universe flipped upside down to avoid disappointing Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris kicked it right-side up again.
â— What is Chuck Norris' favorite yoga pose? Kickyourasana.