Chuck · 30 June 2008

A man named Dale said this on the internet.

● There is a yoga pose named chucknorrisasana. Only Chuck Norris has done it - and lived.

● When the Universe overcomes its fear, it seeks to become one with Chuck Norris.

● What is the sound of one of Chuck Norris' hands clapping?

a) the sound of the other hand breaking something,
b) a sonic boom,
c)Chuck Norris claps with his feet.
(I can't decide)

● The first time Chuck Norris did a headstand, the universe flipped upside down to avoid disappointing Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris kicked it right-side up again.

● What is Chuck Norris' favorite yoga pose? Kickyourasana.

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Categories: astanga yoga

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1. Where can we learn more about chucknorrisasana? Are there also poses named for Sri Bruce Lee and Sri Jackie Chan?

   Posted by: Carl · Jun 30, 01:26 PM · #

2. Funny! :D

   Posted by: Alfia · Jun 30, 04:19 PM · #

3. Thank God a new post! Peter Singer is the only book on ethics on my shelf, and as a considerate meat eater I can’t say he helped.
   Go Chuck Go!

   Posted by: Gregor · Jun 30, 05:26 PM · #

4. Yeah, I supposed it was time to change the subject.

   Sounded like a job for Walker, Texas Ranger.

   BTW, Joy Suzanne sent over the really good image. Thanks!

   Posted by: (0v0) · Jun 30, 08:11 PM · #

5. oops. Well, I was adding another long-ass comment to the dead thread while you were posting this.

   Maybe the Chuck photo will redeem me.

   Posted by: joy · Jun 30, 08:47 PM · #

6. This post makes A LOT more sense now that I can see the picture.

   Posted by: LI Ashtangini · Jul 2, 05:35 AM · #

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